Doe-ee

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  1. Talk about a conversation piece! Very nice.
  2. LOL He might've! I stole it from somewhere on the net..:clown:
  3. Doe-ee

    Funny story!

    LOL Good clean fun eh? :clown:
  4. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have ! a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!
  5. Thanks for the heads up. It's been re-sent.
  6. Thanks I've pm'ed you with my e-mail address.
  7. Doe-ee

    Remembrance Day

    The store I work in has pared down the traditional 2 minutes of silence at 11am to just 1 minute. Seems shoppers have more important things to do with their precious time. I hope you have good weather for your gathering today.
  8. Doe-ee

    Happy Veterans Day

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved, and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields. Lt-Col John McCrae
  9. Going hunting in style! Very nice.
  10. I'd be happy to help except I'm not a qualified hunter yet. Never seem to have the course when I'm not working. Sorry.
  11. Good luck to you both! Sounds like you're going to have a really good time. Will you be renting a house down there or does the job pay for hotels?
  12. Steve says to tell you he didn't send you anything so it's good you 'nuked' it!
  13. LOL I think I'll just take Wilfanator''s son-in-law out to all of Buckee's hunting spots. He may just come back with more than just a mere dozen!! Just kidding honey!!!!! :clown::clown::clown:
  14. Doe-ee

    My turn....sick

    Have you tried some imodium? Usually just one or two doses does the trick. Hope you're feeling better soon.
  15. LOL I know where Linda's coming from! It was all those hunting stories that got me.....the excitement in his face and voice whenever he came home and told me about a deer, a bear, a moose, a raccoon, a bunny and even lately..... a rat!! .... now who could resist that!!! :clown:
  16. Doe-ee

    Rhino in Iowa

    It's heatin' up everywhere!
  17. LOL Silly Seth was lucky in more ways than he knew!
  18. Welcome to you too PinkCamoGal!
  19. Check out this Air Canada site. It looks like the $50 charge is for each segment of the flight but just on firearms. Some "over the top" rules on how to package your firearm for the flight too. If you're intending to fly soon, maybe check out some other airline. We fly WestJet whenever possible. http://www.aircanada.jp/en/checked-huntequip.htm?cLoc=tn
  20. There is simply no excuse for driving drunk. Stupid is as stupid does. Glad you guys were out of harms way. I have to look into that GPS.
  21. Sounds yummy. Haven't had caramel popcorn in years. Might just head over there today and pick some up, along with some new dental floss sticks! Thanks.
  22. How sad is it that minors are not made to be responsible for their actions against others. Seems like too many are growing up without a conscience or parents to guide them. Prayers said for your church family to overcome this setback and be that much stronger for it!
  23. Well after that performance.....I'll let it go this time, but I'm warning you, one smart remark like that last one and ......and ......and well I'll probably laugh so hard I'll split a rib. :clown:
  24. Oh sure....one lousy bear and you're bragging about your daddy...I did all the work with that bear suit and I'm totally disowned!!! Ha....some adopted son you turned out to be! :bummed: :clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown:
  25. He's been having a few problems with the video but it's nearly ready.