1. Start a fire.
2. get a really strong stick and insert it well, uh, just put it in one end and out the other...
3. Get yourself and one other really strong person to carry the pig over the fire and keep turning that sucker until the meat starts to fall off. :D
4. Invite me over to pig out!! (no pun intended )
Hope this helps, if it doesn't pm "snipe" I guarantee, he'll be able to help. Good Luck!!