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So, I was on this old hunting forum one time and heard an amazing quote that I never would imagine someone would admit to. Here is what that person said...... :clown::clown::clown:

So this weekend while painting the town red I heard two quotes, that should go down in history. This thread should be a place to post funny random quotes you have heard that have stuck in your head. The first was from a dude out at the golf course, he says, "hmmmmm, I wonder what it would be like if your butt cheeks froze together?" I mean really, who thinks of something like that. The second was absolutely amazing. Last night, this chick was hanging out and randomly spits out, "My head is small, which means I have a smaller brain, which means, I am not as smart as most". Honestly, who would say something like that.:clown: I know this is one of those things that is way more funny if you are there. So, lets hear them. Someone beat my stupid friends funny comments!

Trust me, I know how to spend my money the correct way. I live on a very tight budget because I hate spending money. I am not worried about using this thing to buy things other than work related expenses that will be reimbursed within three days of purchase and emergencies. I just needof each to know the pros and cons of each company. I am not going to purchase things that can not be paid off within the month.

That doesnt mean you stopped ordering stuff from Cabelas.:clown: And hey, you could also donate to your new east coast, flat lander, punk kid neighbor!!!

Yes, I agree. It will be paid off before the end of each month, and only really intend on using it for business travel and emergencies. How do the limits work on Credit Cards? Is is stricly based on income and credit history?

Well, since i dont possess a wife or kids, I will have to say all of the guns that my grandfather and uncles have given to me. Luckily for me I came from a huge family. Mom is one of seven and Dad is one of five and out of all the grandkids I am pretty much the only one that is a true die-hard hunter and outdoorsman. So that means I get all the guns when the uncles and grandparents get old and are not hunting anymore. I have over 30, rifles, shotguns, and pistols. I have only purchased two myself, all the others were given to me. There is no way I would ever sell any of the ones given to me. My most charished would have to be my 1100 12ga and my 32 special, both come from my grandfather. The 1100 is the only shotgun he ever own and hunted with his entire hunting career and the 32 special was his first deer rifle. That is the rifle I killed my first deer with. It is a top eject lever action with a side mount scope. Its awesome, but hard as crap to site in, haha. I would also have to say pretty much all the stuff I have bought for myself. I absolutely hate spending my own money so the things I have bought myself mean a lot to me. I like veronica:tt1:

You, my friend, have a good point. That is something I will look into. Anybody else?

Hey Hi-jacker:clown: You figure it out yet?

Yep, welcome to the Bible Belt. But it will come around. Not to long ago there was no Sunday hunting in SC and NC and now that law is gone.

So, I am trying to avoid growing up at all cost but I have come to a crossroad. I have avoided having a credit card until now. I need some advice. Pros and Cons of each card. The only reason I am getting this is for work. They are sending me on a 9 day vacation, I mean business trip. Which means I will have to purchase everything and then will be reimbursed when I come back. I also figure it would be nice to have one in case of emergencies. I know how they can get you in trouble but I live on a very strict budget and I hate spending my own money so I am not worried about getting in trouble with it. What I am worried about is who should I go with. Is this something that I should get through my bank or should I go another route. I would like one with great rewards like air miles and stuff. Anyhow, opinions are needed here. Teach me about credit cards.

Fixed for ya. :clown:

lots and lots of steel shot

meh....

Thats awesome, wonder what the future brings for the two?

Not here in south central Washington. She was the only one within two hours of me. Glad I got her before anybody else.

:clown: Thanks!

Thats what I am thinking. The sing look exactly like a KFC. Wonder what it stands for? I dont want to cheat and look it up on google. This is my day off of work and I feel like being super lazy.

Hey, no thread hi-jacking :clown:

What is PFK? I saw a show in Canada and in the background was a sign that had the letters PFK.

nothing will ever beat the calculator watch!!!!

Another one is saved by two letters!!!

looks like the end of the log in front and to the left of him. Hold down the control key on your keyboard then move the scroll wheel on your mouse.

She has been by my side since day one.

My God, are you spying on me? Weird!!!!