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i know its true with him, And "older" people on here, do not think I am stereotyping about the whole "older people' population, just speaking about my good ol dad;)

also with age comes horrible memory and by tomorrow he wont even remember:D:D:D:D

I wish there was a way to "edit" titles to previous post, or if there is I wish I could figure out how to do it on here. anyhow, this post is really not needed but wanted people to know that the conclusion of dads bday prank was posted!!!

yep still here, luckily:D:D Story time - Well apparently dad went into the bathroom and I did not hear anything for 4 minutes, Knowing that his closet is in the bathroom I figured he had to have been changing out of work clothes and into casual wear clothes for birthday dinner. Once he put on his nice clean plants, shirt, and shoes, he proceeded to the toilet. While I am in the other room listening, I am praying that he only needs to do a #1, I just can not see a #2 being good at all with the plastic only being about 1 inch below the seat. Anyhow, #1 was luckily all he needed to do. He lifted lid, aimed, FIRED and proceeded to be covered in the ricochet that went from plastic, underside of lid to belly button down to knees. At this moment in time is when I heard the first of four noises. This noise was more of a noise that you would hear during fright, Like what the heck is going on, something is wrong I need help. At this point mom and I are dying laughing. Around 3 seconds later we hear noise 2 of 4. This noise is something you would hear when you are holding something back with all your might. This noise was being made while plastic was being ripped from toilet bowl. Once this noise ended we heard noise 3 of 4, which was a combination of a HUGE sigh and what sounded like a dam being released. Once again mom and I are rolling on the floor. Thr fourth and final noise came about 45 seconds later when all we heard from the bathroom was the flushing of the toilet and an old man on his birthday doing that deep down wheezing laughter where it just sounds like air rushing in and then the sounds of getting the breath knocked out of you. All in all, i do not think it could have gone any better. I was amazed that he actually laughed at this. He is not known for laughing and having a good time, typically just a cranky old guy that has no fun. It was so great!!! I hope yall enjoyed this little story and got a little chuckle out of my prank on dad, everybody needs a good laugh once a day, and I totally got mine this evening.

I already made him aware that she suggested it. I will first tell yall what I did before I tell the story. Get your Plastic wrap out of the drawer and cover the toilet with just enough to go over the edge. Once it is laid over the opening, do not worry to much about the wrinkles, because the hair dryer you are about to turn on will take care of them. Turn hair dryer on High and go over plastic til all the wrinkles are gone. Now go over the side of the toilet where the plastic has bunched up and you could possibly see it. You are now pretty much set, all you have to do now is put plastic and hair dryer up, and pray for a #1 and not a #2, I can not see a #2 being good at all for all parties involved. This would be good for pranks on significant others, parents, children and friends. I think the best would be on a younger kid first thing in the morning before school, i can just imagine that story being crazy funny. Anyhow, story of pops later on tonight........

hahahahahaha HE"S OUT!!!!! I will tell the rest of the story later, just to let the suspense build up a little bit.

well its been about 4 minutes, i know he first changes out of his work clothes and I have just heard some sort of yelling coming from the room......hopefully he will be out soon

this might be the last time yall see me on here!!!! Today is my dads 56 birthday, I am 25 and staying with them this week while doing some interviews. Well mom told me to go Plastic wrap the opening of the toilet and he has just now walked in there.....updates to come soon, if he doesnt shoot me...:D:D

hopefully your experience will go as good as mine. I had all four pulled at once. Dont really remember anything besides laying down and waking up, once I was awake, I laughed and laughed and laughed til i pulled the stitches out and they had to redo them and told me to stop laughin. Once i got home, i went to sleep for about 6 hours, got up, changed the pads in my mouth and went out that night. I had no swelling and no pain. The next day I was eating solid foods again. Just be sure to keep your "holes" clean.

Hot-Dog, Ki-Yi, Raspy Coaxer. The three I carry and use

well, hopefully this is will be last update to this story, as everything seems to be coming all together. The Driver of the car that left the scene that was originally thought to be a teenage girl was actaully a 44 year old woman with her teenage daughter and a daughter's friend in the car. When the woman left she took the friend home and that girl went to the police the following day with her story. The 44 year old lady has finally been caught and is going to have hefty charges placed against her. In the past 11 years she has 12 speeding tickets, yet still has a license. She also has all sorts of other violations but none were told in the news. So I guess in the end, the 20 year old boy who hit Mrs Furr and her daughter is getting out of the hospital tomorrow and will taking to jail with 3 counts of second degree murder, the 44 year old woman is in jail with charges and because of their actions of racing in front of my neighborhood, an absolutely amazing woman and her child have lost their lives as well as a 13 year old boy who was riding in the car with the 20 year old. The 11 year old boy who was riding in the same car has been released from the hospital and said to recover fine. Anyhow, if anything else is learned i will update, but I believe they have figured everything out about the incident. This story has brought a sad cloud over Charlotte NC and it is crazy that it is still the top story on the news as well as the front page of the paper for the 3 straight day. Anyhow, hope yall shall this story with a young driver or a driver that likes to race and risk the lives of others, and if the person you share it with doesnt seem to care, please tell them to contact me and speak with me or come see me.........God be with all......

prayer being said now....

any updates? how did your hunts go? success???

update.....they found the girl which was the driver of the car that drove off, have not said what she is going to be charged with but they did say she has a lot coming her way.

hahaha thats freakin awesome!!! Thanks for the great laugh!!!

dang man, that stinks!!!!

Found out today on the news, that the driver of the car that was racing that hit the lady had two kids in there with him. He is 20 years old and had a 11 year old kid and his friend that was 13, the 13 year old passed away today. He is charged with 3 counts of second degree murder, which i am not too sure what that means, but hopefully he will get everything that he deserves. They also found the car that was racing him and drove off. The driver was a teenage girl and she had two girlfriends with her. When the crash happened witnesses said she stopped, got out, went to check on the boy that she was racing, saw him and ran back to her car and left. They found the car today, but did not find the driver.....

so if you are saving a trip for you not to get up, have you moved the treats over to your chair??? because you still have to get up to get those in the video:D

yeah I am sick of winter here too, today its only 72 degrees and sunny with light wind and the bass are biting like crazy. I just wish it would warm up some and the sun would be a little brighter and the fish would bite a little more, man I cant wait.....

well the child did not make it either.......... http://www.wcnc.com/news/topstories/stories/wcnc-040409-sjf-streetracingfatal.a2921bcb.html

first related article on the web so far.... http://www.charlotteobserver.com/597/story/644485.html

relax buddy, just get out there and do what you do best, HAVE FUN!!!!

Well today i witnessed the worst thing i have ever seen. There was a lady pulling out of our neighborhood making a left hand turn onto the 4 lane highway divided my a median. As she was pulling out in her car two kids came over the hill from the left racing, there was no time for her to do anything and BOOM!!! One of the racers T-boned her which caused her car to flip up over the racer's car, coming down on the road 50 yards down landing on the passenger side. In the back seat was her 4 year old daughter who was ejected from the car while it was flipping, then landed underneath the car but was still alive and was life flighted to Charlotte Medical center while mother was killed instantly. The kid that hit her was in critical condition and taken to the hospital via ambulance while the second kid racing fled the sceene and never stopped..........sorry this is somewhat of a graphic description, but i feel that the more these people read that are willing to risk the life of themselves as well as other racings, can bear to read the consiquences of their actions........anyhow, yall go hug your family right now please....

and this has to do with what part of shotguns??? I would highly doubt this career would work out well for you, since you posted this topic in a shotgun room when there is a lounge area here at RT....